Mazama pocket gopher reviews & surveys


Sorry . . .  We’re Closed.  Permanently!  🙂
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After several years and dozens of gopher studies, S2C LLC has closed its doors.  In light of the recent fall of the American republic (cf. SCOTUS Ruling, 1 Jul 24), the owners have decided to leave the country permanently. 

The reality, now that American fascists have ensured a centuries-long worldwide climate catastrophe, is that the Mazama pocket gopher doesn’t stand a chance.  Just like many other more “charismatic” species–elephants, zebras, tigers, orangutans, for example–climate change will ensure its extinction in the next 60 or 70 years, along with about half of all species. 

Good luck, everyone. 

Who still needs a gopher review?

If you live in Thurston County, inside the city limits of Yelm, Rainier, or Tenino, you might need a Mazama pocket gopher review if you are . . .

    • Purchasing new land
    • Selling land
    • Building a new garage
    • Building an addition to your house
    • Building a mother-in-law cottage
    • Erecting a carport
    • Setting up a storage shed, workshop or other outbuilding
    • Digging a trench to extend plumbing or electricity
    • Doing any work that requires a building permit